These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.

Baseball movies are usually fun because they involve delicious cracker jacks.

Hello and welcome to Whoose Boobs, where nerds come to cry into a bed of boobs now that Battlestar Galactica is finally over.

We show you a portion of a picture and, that's right, you have to tell if it's a beautiful pair of boobs, a butt or a baby!

Find out if America's hottest hockey mom, Sarah Palin, wants to have your babies.

If these woman breastfed, their babies would have a BAC content of AWESOME!

In case you’re wondering, Baby Eaters are those that are a little bit crazy, little bit zombie. They are not that sexy.

Do you ever get midgets and babies confused? We do because they’re both so damn adorable.

These mothers just had their babies, so naturally, their boobs are ginormous and fantastic.

You’re Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s baby and it’s your job to get down the birth canal as soon as possible. Watch out, Britney’s fetus is gonna make your job very difficult!

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

These movies are filled with peace, love and understanding. They will make you cry and profess your love to an ugly person.

Tom Cruise is known for his devotion to Scientology, being crazy, having a baby with Katie Holmes, but did you know he also makes movies? It’s true! That’s why we devoted a whole Stupid Movie Quiz to this quackjob.

This game is kind of like basketball, but with a baby instead of a ball, and Michael Jackson instead of Michael Jordan.