Introducing our newest news game! We give you a crazy news headline, and you have to guess whether it's Total News or Total Lies. It's easy, but not as easy as your mom. Hey-oh!

Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.

It’s the year 3047 and a crazy space ship is flying through deep space at the speed of light. If that doesn’t tell you how much this game’s gonna rock intergalactic ass, nothing will.

Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!

See what happens when scientists from the Planet Shaka Khan perform their tests on Hollywood Legend Tom Cruise. The results are shocking, strange, and morally wrong.

It's time to torture Peter Griffin from Family Guy! You can hump his chin later!

Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.

Enhance your DNA with these crazy mutant boobs!

Look who we're putting in the Crazy Chamber -- Daxter from the PSP game! Does he have what it takes to survive the chamber's craziness?

This game is so loaded with psychedelic cuteness that it will make you lapse into an epileptic seizure! Everyone’s playing it, especially crazy little Japanese men.

Don't like George W. Bush? Well now you can torture him without going to prison!

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

Britney went bald! Now see what she’d look like with a bunch of even crazier hairdos.

With so many people on Myspace , it can be easy to get lost in the crowd of crazies and drift away into abandoned profile world. Take this quiz, find out your true Myspace personality and post it on your page so other users can know what you’re all about!

How well do you know your crazy bearded authors? Hairy Man Things?

In case you’re wondering, Baby Eaters are those that are a little bit crazy, little bit zombie. They are not that sexy.

It's time for you to torture the man who never became president.

Tom Cruise is known for his devotion to Scientology, being crazy, having a baby with Katie Holmes, but did you know he also makes movies? It’s true! That’s why we devoted a whole Stupid Movie Quiz to this quackjob.