The Video Game Awards just happened, and since the actual awards show sucked, here's a little quiz that will test your knowledge of games that have very little to do with awards.

These babes used their boobs to seduce Santa and his elves. See if you can use your little helper to figure out who they are.

Thanksgiving is all about choices. Like choosing to eat so much you barf.

What's your name? "Boob, James Boob." What do you drink? A Boobtini. What kind of automobiles do you drive? Boobs.

Test your l33t skillz with the second episode of Name That Game. Don’t be afraid… it’s set to easy difficulty!

Adventure is calling you. No wait… that’s your dad telling you to stop tying up the computer with this stupid game.

It’s Pirate week. Celebrate by stealing a friend’s computer and playing this game.

Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

Next year, maybe there will be some poorly timed musical numbers, too.

Getting slap happy is fine, just don’t slap your girlfriend. You might go to jail!

Rev up your engines, unless you’re too “chicken” to race?

With so many people on Myspace , it can be easy to get lost in the crowd of crazies and drift away into abandoned profile world. Take this quiz, find out your true Myspace personality and post it on your page so other users can know what you’re all about!

Why settle for real boobies when you can draw your own?

How well do you know your crazy bearded authors? Hairy Man Things?

Look at boobs or do your taxes? Can’t decide? Do both!

These boobs are so indie rock they'll make you want to slit your wrists.

Choose your Oscar picks and post them in your MySpace profile, Livejournal or blog. It's so cool you'll wet your pants.

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.

Video game graphics are so good these days it looks like they can just pop out from the television and grab your balls.

If you’re a drunk, or if you just drink by yourself and in the morning, you might want to take this quiz. Hell, if you drink your own vomit and urine than take this, too.