Now is your chance to create your very own celebrity using our Create-A-Celeb special technology! Choose from different celebrity heads, eyes, mouths and other appendages, and then post the results on your website or MySpace page!

Like a little junk in the trunk? In this game, you have to figure out whose hot thong-clad butt you’re looking at. Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

How much useless information did you retain this year? Put your 2006 know-how to the test in four different categories: music, movies, television and celebrities.

It’s the witching hour! As in “witch of these people would you rather have sex with?”

Celebrities are gross! If you want proof, pick up a tabloid. But sometimes the tabloid pics aren’t real! See if you can guess which of these photos are legit, and which ones are Photoshopped fakes. This is Photoshop Fake-Out!

Celebrity Ho-Bags are everywhere, and whether you’re a skanky ho-bag like Lindsay Lohan or a pregnant ho-bag like Britney Spears, everyone wants to be a celebrity ho-bag. Which one are you?

Celebrities are the sluttiest people in the world (see: Britney’s crotch). Of course, not all celebrities are slutty, which is why you’ll have to guess which of these whoretastic celebrity pics are real and which are photoshopped fakes.

We’re not looking to spot celebrity couples -- just their boobies.

You did the Numa Numa dance; you converted to Pastafarianism and asked a hottie at the bar for their MySpace URL. But you’ve still always wondered…Which Internet Celebrity are you?

This week we celebrate the viruses that make sex just a little less fun. We salute you, STDs!

Who would have thought that so many hot celebrities can look so darn fugly? They should all shoot their stylists.

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.

It seems as if the celebrities this year wanted to look super-duper sexy. We don’t mind.

Celebrities are known for looking like the homeless, or as they call them in San Francisco, Hippies.

These celebrities look like they’ve been dressed like LiquidGeneration’s multimedia wench, Elmo.

People make fun of us because we like dirty tatas. We can’t help it if all the celebrities out there are skanks.

Now that it’s winter, we like to see celebrities that are all warm and cozy. Plus, sweater mittens are sexy.

Celebrities don’t think before they talk, and that’s why they always say stupid things. People call this Diarrhea of the Mouth, or as we call it -- Celebrity Diarrhea Mouth.

These celebrities are so short they look like little Pokemons.

For some reason there are many celebrities that look like Saddam Hussein. Can you tell the difference?