Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!

In this award-deserving series, you have to guess whether you’re looking at a porn star or pop star. And yes, Britney Spears is both.

Britney’s custody battle got us thinking, if you had to choose between a celebrity parent to stay with, who would you choose?

Britney went bald! Now see what she’d look like with a bunch of even crazier hairdos.

Naming games is fun! I think I’ll call this one Larry, and this one Dave! Fantastico!

Celebrity Ho-Bags are everywhere, and whether you’re a skanky ho-bag like Lindsay Lohan or a pregnant ho-bag like Britney Spears, everyone wants to be a celebrity ho-bag. Which one are you?

Celebrities are the sluttiest people in the world (see: Britney’s crotch). Of course, not all celebrities are slutty, which is why you’ll have to guess which of these whoretastic celebrity pics are real and which are photoshopped fakes.

You’re Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s baby and it’s your job to get down the birth canal as soon as possible. Watch out, Britney’s fetus is gonna make your job very difficult!

Britney and Beer go together like peas and carrots. But beer is more delicious.