It was a banner year for the ladies of Hollywood. Never before have they dressed so fine, sexy and ready to give the American public a reason to fast themselves for five months straight.

Columbus discovered America! You can discover whoose boobs these are!

We paired up some of the hottest guys and girls from the 2009 Oscars and leave it up to you to decide Who'd You Rather!

The 2009 Golden Globes were an orgy of hotness. Now you get to decide who you think was the hottest of all!

If I could describe the 2009 Golden Globes in one word, that word would be "Boobs!"

It's your turn to beat the crap out of those judges from American Idol.

Grease is not the one that I want. More drunken Paula Abdul, please!

This is a game of skill, memory and the extremely retarded dance stylings of American Idol contestant Taylor “I got the ticks” Hicks!

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

For purposes of national security we have to ask: How F**king American Are You?

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.