When disaster strikes, we can only hope it strikes those who truly deserve it. The following situations are all developing as you read this. For each pair, pick the scenario that you think will happen first.

The stars and their breasts came out last night for the Academy Awards. Time to choose which one you like make sexy time with.

Who's hotter? Snooki or Lady Gaga? You decide

It was a banner year for the ladies of Hollywood. Never before have they dressed so fine, sexy and ready to give the American public a reason to fast themselves for five months straight.

Who's hotter? Tiger's wife Elin or one of the dozen women he's banged? You decide!

This holiday season Santa Claus totally wants to drop bombs on all the little boys and girls. Help him make this happen.

Can you guess who is making sexy time and who is just sneezing?

Kanye West is a musical douchebag genius, and he's also the star of this new Torture Chamber where he gets the crap beat out of him.

Here's your chance to shoot the Kardashians! Why? Because they're annoying. Please note that we don't actually condone violence against. celebrities. This is just a joke. Except for the fact that we really hate the Kardashians.

Greetings slaves, it is I Skeletor bringing you Whoose Boobs, the only online game that is the rightful ruler of the Castle Boob-Skull!

Beer Pong is a drinking game that college students have been playing ever since red plastic cups and cheap beer were invented. Now Liquid Generation is bring you all this drunktastic fun in this online game.

It’s time to put on your Drunk Face and play BEER TAP GONE WILD. You play as a bartender who has to serve beer to the drunken masses at a few Spring Break water holes. Do you have what it takes…TO SERVE BEER?

Did she score or did she get gored? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting it on or getting murdered.

We show you the picture of a girl's face and you have to guess whether she's a hotty or a big fat lady! It's hard. That's what she said!

Halloween can be scary, but if you look at it in the right light it can also be scary sexy!

We show you a clips of some of the best action movies ever and you have to finish the line of dialog that got cut off!

These jugs have been drinking all day. It’s time you give them a Breathalyzer test.

Listen to the sound of famous people peeing, and then guess the famous movie it came from!

Columbus discovered America! You can discover whoose boobs these are!

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.