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Never was there a game more challenging than Porn Star or Pop Star. It has porn, it has pop -- it's just a damn sexy game.

Here’s the third installment of our hit game where you have to decide whether you’re looking at a porn star or pop star. It’s a really difficult game, but only because you can get really horny playing it.

Summer vacation is here! You finally have a lot of free time to waste.

Nick is practically suicidal over Jessica Simpson – he’s gonna slit his wrists, then write a horrible song about it. Can you save him?

Who ever said college was just about getting a degree?

In this edition, we read a book, but wished we played video games instead.

Smack us with a Big Mac. We get our baseball mascots and friends of Ronald McDonald mixed up ALL the time.

You did the Numa Numa dance; you converted to Pastafarianism and asked a hottie at the bar for their MySpace URL. But you’ve still always wondered…Which Internet Celebrity are you?

This week we celebrate the viruses that make sex just a little less fun. We salute you, STDs!

This is a game of skill, memory and the extremely retarded dance stylings of American Idol contestant Taylor “I got the ticks” Hicks!

In case you’re wondering, Baby Eaters are those that are a little bit crazy, little bit zombie. They are not that sexy.

If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.

Do you have what it takes to be on the ultimate reality TV show? A reality show where you can actually die? Take this quiz to find out. Brought to you by Ratchet & Clank.

Deciding which city you’d rather bang is a little awkward, don’t you think? But it’s an intellectual exercise worth taking.

Can you tell the difference between a cheesehead and a deadhead? We can’t because we suck.

These musicians (if you even want to call them that) sound like Velveeta. And that’s not a good thing.

This game is just like the real Tetris, but with a fat kid.

These boobs may or may not have been a football correspondent.

If you’re a drunk, or if you just drink by yourself and in the morning, you might want to take this quiz. Hell, if you drink your own vomit and urine than take this, too.