Introducing our newest news game! We give you a crazy news headline, and you have to guess whether it's Total News or Total Lies. It's easy, but not as easy as your mom. Hey-oh!

Can you guys whether the chick you're looking at is hot or heavy? We bet you suck at this game.

It’s time to grab yourself a gun and play a game of Russian Roulette with your favorite celebrities: Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and the Governator.

Whud’ya know about drunks? Hopefully a lot or else you’ll suck at this quiz.

PORN STARS! POP STARS! They all look the same! How can we ever tell them apart? It’s up to you my friend. You’re the only who can help us spot he difference!

The Video Game Awards just happened, and since the actual awards show sucked, here's a little quiz that will test your knowledge of games that have very little to do with awards.

We always mistake really fat people with really skinny people. Yes, our eyes suck.

In case you’re wondering, Baby Eaters are those that are a little bit crazy, little bit zombie. They are not that sexy.

Can you tell the difference between a cheesehead and a deadhead? We can’t because we suck.

We all know that Tara Reid has a drinking problem, but did you know she also has a hemorrhoid problem? It’s sad, but true. To help you mourn we created a game called Ass-Roids. It’s like Asteroids, but with hemorrhoids. Get it?

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.