When disaster strikes, we can only hope it strikes those who truly deserve it. The following situations are all developing as you read this. For each pair, pick the scenario that you think will happen first.

This holiday season Santa Claus totally wants to drop bombs on all the little boys and girls. Help him make this happen.

Beer Pong is a drinking game that college students have been playing ever since red plastic cups and cheap beer were invented. Now Liquid Generation is bring you all this drunktastic fun in this online game.

These jugs have been drinking all day. It’s time you give them a Breathalyzer test.

Come one, come all, to the bedroom big top! Your sex life can seem like a circus sideshow sometimes. The question is: Are you a center-ring attraction beneath the sheet or are you the kind of freak that gets stuck outside the tent and pelted with tomatoes?

We've found pictures of all your favorite celebrities at the most horrible and embarrassing time of life: middle school. Can you see past the pimples and find your favorite (soon-to-be) celebrity?

You’re a leader. The Chosen One. The boss. Amazing. You’re a hero – the awesome ones you see in all those kick-ass action movies. So we have to ask: Which movie hero are you?

These boobs will walk all over you with 9-inch heels.

There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!

Decade Debacle is a game that celebrates all the silly & crappy trends, fashion and people throughout recent history.

Like zoinks Scoob! All our favorite celebrities have been turned into z-z-z-zombies! We gotta figure out who they are!

You've heard them all a million times, but let's test to see how well you were paying attention to the lyrics!

You’re evil, a villain – the bad, horrible ones you see in all those scary movies. So we have to ask: Which movie villain are you?

Put a stop to all the Unicorn love going around on the Internet, and toss a grenade into the mouth of one of these pretty, magical beasts.

Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.

Fill in the Blank is back and this time it’s all about Family Guy. See if you can complete ten famous phases uttered by Peter, Stewie, Brain, & co.

Ask the Magic 8-ball whether or not you're going to lose all your money in this crappy economy.

We all know rock stars and actors got hot chicks, but athletes? Holy crap!

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

The 2009 Golden Globes were an orgy of hotness. Now you get to decide who you think was the hottest of all!