Did the tranny-tastic singer have work done on her face? Only her plastic surgeon knows! (But we say yes.)

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

The "Parass Hilton" buttplug is a must-have for any celeb-obsessed loved one this season!

Conan screens his favorite clip from Walker, Texas Ranger. And let's just say, there's a little bit of AIDS in there.

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

Male or female, this instructional video has tips for everyone! Plus, it's sexy & funny.

Fox News has a hilarious take on the Cartoon Network/Aqua Teen "bomb" scare.

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

Paris's prescription for Valtrax pretty much seals the deal on all those nasty herpes "rumors."

Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.

LG new has assembled a collection of Rachel Ray’s most annoying moments to prove once and for all that some one really needs to slap that bitch.

MummiTroll - "Ursa Major" - This really marginal Russian band has managed to produce one of the most bizarre, crazy, amazing, sexy music videos we've ever seen!

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

You think you have some marginal talent that most people wouldn't think twice about becoming an expert at? Well this guy has you beat.

Thanks to NetDisaster.com, you can spill coffee – or vomit, or have a UFO attack, or an act of God™ occur on any webpage you like!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She's loading up a pipe from her bag o' grass.

When you're the world's sluttiest heiress, you have to pose everywhere you are. Even in a tanning bed.

How dare a celebrity surgically enhance his/her face for the betterment of his/her image!

This person has GOT to be the world's worst driver – not just because she's a woman!

When you mix corn starch with water, it creates a non-newtonian liquid – a sort-of liquid, sort-of solid substance that has amazing properties! Watch these two "walk on water!"