All together now: THAT'S RACIST!

Some people say the most hilarious racist things.

It's not racist if it's on eBay. Right? RIGHT GUYS?

Just one word for this. Wow.

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

First rule of live broadcasting, say what you're thinking unless what you're thinking is racist.

It's like China's wikipedia page was put in a blender and spit out as an ad.

This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.

Cavemen everywhere will find this attractive, wood laid GPS, the perfect addition when your hunting for women. Or, when you are Corey Feldman.

Luckily they chant "K" more than three times or else this video would be racist, instead it is just amazing. Go K State!

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

Translation of commentary: This is what racing is about! High speed collisions, the closer to fatality the better!

Office banter amongst employees of the ACLU is just as expected: sexist, racist, homophobic and personally offensive. More witty than a Gilmore Girls episode!

See Santa Claus do HIS version of the infamous Michael Richards racist meltdown. Ho-ho-horrifyingly offensive!

The world's first fully-racist GPS system!

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!