Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.

Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.

Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.

Dear The SEO Rapper, we're hiring..."Client satisfied like they eating on a snicker, they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker"

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.

In theaters 2-29-08. Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson portray Anne and Mary Boleyn, sisters who compete for the affections of King Henry VIII (Eric Bana). What more could you ask for than a royal cat-fight, a beheading and 16th century costuming? Romance

"I spy something black and yellow quickly moving… towards my.. Wait a minute. DEAR GOD NO!"

Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

SNL spoofs the OC's horrifyingly bad final episode – and actually makes it worth seeing. Featuring "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap, also heard on the Liquid Generation radio show!

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!

And she's worked at Hooters. That's reason enough to vote for him!

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

Match pictures to make band names. Yes, it's as easy as your mom, sister, grandma, and your girlfriend.

Dear lord! Lil' Kim's going back to her "all-natural" roots by either growing out her eyebrows, or filling them in with Crayon!

Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!

Boob days, boob days, dear old golden boob days.

Do you live in a trailer park? Do you drink the crappiest beers? Have sex with your sister? Well, maybe you’re Orthodox White Trash!!