This is one brave lion.

Meets idiot hunter.

Once again, nature is awesome.

Put simply, hippo's are one of the most dangerous animals in the world....they lick what they want.

Here's an outtake of an interview with Gary Busey, who is suppose to be answering questions about writer Hunter S. Thompson, but instead he telling the interviewer how to interview. Crazy is not the word.

Dog the negro hunter's wife has some HUGE boobs. More like ICBMs… gross.

This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

In theaters 12-21-07. Treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates (Cage) looks to discover the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, by uncovering the mystery within the 18 pages missing from assassin John Wilkes Booth's diary.

Watch a bunch of lions, buffaloes, and crocodiles duke it for some dinner. Nature is amazing!

Paris is getting hauled off *BACK* to Lynwood today! Are you ecstatic or sad?

Now that's what I call finger food! HA!!

The Hunter’s no more, Suri is adored, and Paris is a drunken whore. Philip Norris delivers the stories, but not via a C-Section.

Without his gun, the hunter gets his ass kicked.