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Ice T Has Terrific Taste

By: Slippy Jenkins
December 17 2009, 9:34 AM

This is Coco, rapper Ice T's girl. Many of you would laugh at a girl like this if you saw her at the gym. Some of you might even call her a slut, skank, whore -- all those horrible words used to denigrate women who don't look like your mom or sister or homely wife. You might say, "Well, I can't be with a girl like that because her boobs are too fake," or "I'd never bang a girl like that because it looks like her ass is stuffed with two giant pumpkins, which are stuffed with warm cottage cheese." Well, you're a liar. You're a big fat loser of a liar. We all know we'd marry a chick that looks like this. We'd give her all our money, we'd let her have 12 of our children. We'd do everything for her because a girl who looks like this deserves to have everything done for her. She's the one you've been waiting for all these years, she's the only one that could ever mean anything to you. Just look at her. Look at that ass. No Avatar effects here. Everything you see is real. Now stop judging Coco...stop judging Ice T. Go forth and find someone just like Coco and hold on to her ass till your last, loving breath.

 

Coco Has a Fake Butt

Coco Has a Fake Butt

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?

 

Coco's Booty

Coco's Booty

Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

 

MORE of CoCo's Cameltoe

MORE of CoCo's Cameltoe

Yeah, Ice-T's wife just doesn't stop! Try wearing a thong or somethin'!

 

Don't Drink & Drive – with The Angry Leprechaun

Don't Drink & Drive – with The Angry Leprechaun

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.