Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.

This is officially the last Tay Zonday joke ever. We swear!

DDR should settle every dispute.

These boobs need rain, fertilizer, and silicon to grow.

Hallelujah, he's still alive.

We can see the skinny one stealing our ipod, but unless our mp3 player is made of chocolate, we aren't afraid of the fat one.

Tay Zonday seems to be getting the ladies and the paper. Congratulations Internet!

This video was artfully shot by Santa's Elves.

Here's the gorilla-Phil Collins-Cadbury chocolate mash-up you've been waiting for. What you weren't expecting this? Well the Internet says you're welcome anyways.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

Hello and welcome to whoose boobs, the only on-line game hosted by me; internet sensation Tay Zon Boobs!

The man who rapped "its just like a mini-mall" almost as many times as Tay bellowed "Chocolate Rain", is back with a new video.

Hey Tay, did you steal this song from Kuato? or do you have a Kuato living inside of you?

Jimmy Kimmel's audience reaction will help you laugh through hearing "Chocolate Rain" one last time. That's about 14 minutes Tay...

John Mayer busts out some sweet "Chocolate Rain" lyrics to the tune of Nelly Furtado's "Say it Right"

From the man who brought us Chocolate Rain, here comes Internet Dream. He better sign a contract pretty soon, its getting old already.

A parody of Chocolate Rain, shot-for-shot. Totally unnecessary, but that's what the internet is for, really.

Not to be confused with some sort of parody of Prince's "Purple Rain," this is just one REALLY repetitive song about racism. But the lyrics are hilarious and the melody is infectious!!!

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.