In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.

Jack Lemon and Walter Matthau would be proud.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

How does Gary Busey interact with a cute innocent girl? The same way he acts with everyone, like a crazed psychopath who might just be a genius.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

Far more entertaining than a Mark Hoppus vs. Black Thought battle.

"I'm not a dude" is the new "don't tase me bro"?

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

They'd both kick the Cloverfield monster's ass.

The owner adds one balloon every time his dog wants to eat.

"the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at them....the drag queens retaliated smacking [him] in the head with a wet floor sign."

Oddly enough, Brody looks better with the weird features. Albeit, not by much.

Land vs. Air, Army vs. Air Force, it is truly an epic battle.

The skateboard was outnumbered but ultimately prevailed against the defenseless blue orbs.

David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.

In theaters 11-9-07. Southland Tales is an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

The Mac vs. PC ads kind of make sense watching this promotional video for the MS-DOS 5 upgrade. It has Bill Gates style all over it.

Slowly and calmly, this moron tries to rob a bank in front of the bank's security guard. A slaphappy game of grab ass ensues.

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.