This is almost art and quite possibly the laziest way to play Mario ever, do not hit a button and watch him go.

The man who rapped "its just like a mini-mall" almost as many times as Tay bellowed "Chocolate Rain", is back with a new video.

During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.

We like this guy because he likes boobs almost as much as we do!!

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

Seriously, this almost made me puke – she got a maggot on the brain. Parasites are awesome! So's the narrator's voice.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

We almost didn't even recognize her! She looks cute... especially without a bra!

For those of you in the know, this is a rare acoustic performance from Dinosaur Jr.'s J Mascis playing the new single from the new record Beyond.

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!

If you’re saying to yourself right now: “Self, I know I’ve heard this song before but can’t remember where,” chances are you watch a little program called Grey’s Anatomy. Let’s Go Sailing have become a staple on the show with not one or two but three songs receiving placement in those super dramatic almost laughable scenes. I don’t know about the show, but the band is great as evidenced by their stripped down version of the soon to be huge song “Sideways.” Good stuff!

Seriously, some people are desperate for ANYTHING.

This dress looks almost unbelievable because it has the illusion of see-through, and yet it censored her nipples.

Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.

In this raptacular video, 50 Cent almost bitch slaps a French dude. Why? Because the French deserve to be slapped.

Watch this kid almost die. Hilarious!

In this edition, we celebrate baseball in all of its almost steroid-free glory.

It almost looks like their heads are going to spin off their bodies and explode.

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.