If you wear this at the dinner table your parents will smack the crap out of you. FYI!

See, this is the reason why Obama is so awesome.

It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

When Obama and Hillary aren't fighting, they're totally making up...in their own way.

Now this is a political movement we can get behind. Hey ohhhhhhh!

This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.

This is going to be such a bittersweet week. Take it in, guys. Take it in.

This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.

Why must we always post pictures of Obama Girl? Because she's really easy to look at, that's why.

These boobs support Democratic candidate Barak Obama.

Obama gives McCain a very special thank you.

Show the neighbors how annoying you are by putting one of these pumpkins on your doorstep for Halloween.

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

How many times can Obama say pie?

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.

The Republicans are just pissed off because Barack is a better singer than Rick Astley.

Shocking new revelations about the dudes who gave birth to Obama.