Lord! Its like 300 lbs of all beef hotness broiled over a bed of sex! Those vaguely human features, coupled with those tumor ridden arms is pure hotness.

TPC were so good we just had to give youa bonus track this week. Here they are with an acoustic version of ‘Shoulders and Arms.’

If you lose a limb, you gotta be positive about it. This guy just turned his handless arm into a huge finger! Try to pick your nose with that thing!!

Acute are a trio from Los Angeles who play pop music that is equally melodic and hooky. One song will have roaring power pop guitars and the next will lull you into submission with lush string arrangements and harpsichord solos! Check out their debut LP, “Arms Around a Stranger,” out now on Help Records.

When gimps attack, even the long arm of the law can't save you!!

One man believes teachers need to be armed. Most well-brained citizens would disagree.

The new show "Armed & Famous" features B-list celebrities who apparently want to become police officers. What won't they make into a reality show??

Ol' Stumpy's such a fighter! I hear he's UFC, now!

These stupid museum-goers are actually afraid of a coat of arms!

A fake gun + wussy armed guards = easiest bank robbery ever!