FAT KONG |
Views: 3403 |
Slinky on a treadmill |
Views: 3312 |
Crackhead at Funeral |
Views: 3255 |
Make a video game controller out of anything. |
Views: 3253 |
News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs |
Views: 3229 |
Wheel of Fortune Fail |
Views: 3126 |
17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car |
Views: 3026 |
Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song |
Views: 666 |
Color Vision Deficiency |
Views: 447 |
Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues" |
Views: 268 |

Now that's entertainment!
With his birthday less than a week away, I thought we'd check in with Jesus at The Holy Land Experience. The HLE is an Orlando theme park that approximizes what Jerusalem would have been like if Jesus had been of northern European descent and Roman soldiers had purchased their armor at a Halloween shop. Check out the full video of his crucifixion. It's sort of like crossing the Passion of the Christ with a Sea World show. In other words, it can't miss. Admission to the park is $35. They also accept donations.
...and in more ways than one, sadly. WTF is going on here? His penis has more armor than the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan COMBINED.

"Yeah, I could be sending this money to the troops for body armor, but I REALLY need this iPhone."