This edition is inspired by those freaks who hang out at Venice Beach. We pitty those talented fools.

Do you have what it takes to be on the ultimate reality TV show? A reality show where you can actually die? Take this quiz to find out. Brought to you by Ratchet & Clank.

This is how we like to open our champagne bottles. Happy New Year.

After McDonald's stock took a dive, some employees were fired. Including Ronald McDonald himself.

Isn't pig disgusting enough without somebody puking on one?

How does Kill Bill sound with Super Mario Bros. sounds? See for yourself, idiot.

Here's proof that Karaoke should be an Olympic sport.

Okay, we get it. You love animals, especially flying rats. Katie, you look stupid.

We've heard of horse power, but Chicken Power? That is crazy! Right? RIGHT? HELLO?

You know him, you love him, you think he’s gay. Now try to guess what song he’s singing in Monkey’s Name That Tune! It’s musically creepy.

These boobs are weird because they can talk. We’ve never seen that before (not!).

Can you tell the difference between stupid people and cupid? We could and that’s why we were able to make this game, stupid.

This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.

These celebrities will take you out for Valentine’s Day and then dump your ass.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A Liquid Generation E-Card never discriminates!

Valentine’s Day is the time of year to tell your cutie that you love them. It’s also a time to punch them in the face (kidding!)

We know the whole Brokeback Mountain thing is played, but this was just too funny to not post.

Can you tell the difference between a cheesehead and a deadhead? We can’t because we suck.

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.

These musicians (if you even want to call them that) sound like Velveeta. And that’s not a good thing.