In theaters 12-14-07. Juno is a whip-smart teen confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Bleeker. With the help of her hot best friend Leah, Juno finds her unborn child a 'perfect' set of parents: an affluent suburban couple, Mark and Vanessa, longing to adopt.

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

Mastodon performs as the evil snack band, in what may just be the greatest pre-movie concessions ad ever! From the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.

Natalie Portman's sheer dress can't protect her nips from the power of the force... of flashbulbs!

Everyone’s favorite Jedi Muppet is on the scene to bring you some boobies that are strong with the force.

Some people think this is all fake; filmed in reverse, using a string, magnets, the Force... I don't know what I believe, but damn he's cool.

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Finally an excuse to be stoned at the movie theatre! The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie is coming out!

A Boston bomb squad member removes an Aqua Teen Hunger Force promotional sign from infrastructure. They're stupid.

Fan-made video montage of MORE Fox News footage of the "bomb scare" over ATHF promotional signs. And don't call them Lite Brites.

Flashy video of the guys behind the Aqua Teen Mooninite signs, putting them up around the country.

Fox News has a hilarious take on the Cartoon Network/Aqua Teen "bomb" scare.

This working guitar is made out of a 1970s-era teenager mannequin! Awesome!

We can't get enough of FedEx! He's everywhere! Find out what's in his pockets! OMG!!!

Nintendo and RockStar Games join forces as Rocktendo to create a new line of games. I hear their stock prices rising!

Watch a Fox Reporter get shot at by Israilis soldiers! Goodtimes in the Middle East! When is your next family vacation there?

What if the 10 Commandments movie were a teen flick?