The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

Alec Baldwin wants to share a piece of his mind with his daughter. Only this time... it's been REMIXED!!!!!!

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

The Spanish Fly is back and his approach to getting laid has gotten even lazier. Now he trolling cyber-space to find the wheel chair-bound fattie of his dreams.

Everyone’s favorite prepubescent vaudeville comedy act are hosting this year’s Academy Awards. Ellen mysteriously disappeared. No more questions!

A dead Saddam sings about what the world will be like without him to the tune of Beyonce’s "Irreplaceable." If this doesn’t make you cry over his execution nothing will.

If you need some help picking out your New Year’s Resolutions this year, the Angry Leprechaun is here to help you. Or not help you.

Learn how to cook a turkey like a pro. This is W.M. Dee’s Knutts secret recipe!

Thanksgiving is all about choices. Like choosing to eat so much you barf.

It’s Episode 2 of Liquid Generation awesome new cartoon series! In this episode, Ali & Habib get to run Tremendoustan’s very first Starbucks! Do they have what it takes to pour Venti Soy Lattes?

Ali and Habib were two Middle Eastern goat farmers when the United States decided to occupy their tiny country. Now they’re running for president, but can they beat the hand selected candidate: Nick Nolte?

Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.

Christopher Reeve has a lot of advice for the new Superman Brandon Routh. Fun fact: It might have something to do with making Superman’s bulge bigger.

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A Liquid Generation E-Card never discriminates!