Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

Here’s LiquidGeneration’s 2007 year in review, where we look back on all the reasons humans should die.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

You’ve played Bloody Mary when you were younger, now see the illusion. Can you see Bloody Mary?

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

Watch Suri Cruise, Sean Preston Spears, Moses Paltrow and Baby Bradgenlina in this parody of everybody’s favorite Saturday morning cartoon, The Muppet Babies.

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Tara Reid are back and this time they're defending NYC with their Spidey-senses!

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

The Spanish Fly is back and his approach to getting laid has gotten even lazier. Now he trolling cyber-space to find the wheel chair-bound fattie of his dreams.