Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Tara Reid are back and this time they're defending NYC with their Spidey-senses!

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

The Spanish Fly is back and his approach to getting laid has gotten even lazier. Now he trolling cyber-space to find the wheel chair-bound fattie of his dreams.

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

This magician may be a little strange, but he's excellent at reading your mind. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the card trick.

Everyone’s favorite prepubescent vaudeville comedy act are hosting this year’s Academy Awards. Ellen mysteriously disappeared. No more questions!

A dead Saddam sings about what the world will be like without him to the tune of Beyonce’s "Irreplaceable." If this doesn’t make you cry over his execution nothing will.

If you need some help picking out your New Year’s Resolutions this year, the Angry Leprechaun is here to help you. Or not help you.

The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorced, but that doesn’t mean that can’t sing a duet together. This is for you old-school LG fans out there who remember our awesome celebrity karaokes.

Ali and Habib were two Middle Eastern goat farmers when the United States decided to occupy their tiny country. Now they’re running for president, but can they beat the hand selected candidate: Nick Nolte?

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

‘N Sync’s Lance Bass is finally out of closet! Watch Lance celebrate his gayness with his parody of the Gnarls Barkley song “Crazy.” It’s a gay-tastically awesome time!

Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.

Christopher Reeve has a lot of advice for the new Superman Brandon Routh. Fun fact: It might have something to do with making Superman’s bulge bigger.

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!