Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Forget about Ashton Kutcher. Here’s a new prank show starring your favorite Transformer – Starscream! Oh yeah, and he might kill you.

The latest game show imported straight from Japan - Banzai! Featuring superstar Yoshi!

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K go redneck on your ass.

LiquidGeneration created this piece during Britney Spears' pregnancy. Read her Fetus’ blog, watch the Fetus’ webcam, talk with the Fetus via Instant Messenger!

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly talks about New Year's Resolutions.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K wish you a happy new year.

See a pair of beautiful celebrity boobs and guess who they belong to.

Shock jock Howard Stern is being hounded by the FCC for talking dirty. Watch him tell his story in this parody of Britney Spears’ hit song “Toxic.”

The annoying Sak Stevens interviews Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Hilarity ensues.

Here’s a little talk show about a movie that everybody says, “Sucked.” Was it really that bad? Your host Sak Stevens interviews Keanu Reeves to find out.

Listen to the fey Trey and Rey as they talk about the worst dressed celebrities at the Golden Globes.

Hear Jessica talk about her infatuation with Hollywood's cheesiest hunk: James Van Der Beek

Listen to the fey Trey and Rey as they talk about the worst dressed celebrities of 2002.

Norbit (Eddie Murphy) has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong (Eddie Murphy). Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia (Eddie Murphy). Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate (Thandie Newton), moves back to town. In the comedy "Norbit," he'll show them all that nice guys sometimes finish first.

Do you have a special somone in your life? Send them a Norbit e-card! Norbit (Eddie Murphy) has never had it easy. As a baby, he was abandoned on the steps of a Chinese restaurant/orphanage and raised by Mr. Wong (Eddie Murphy). Things get worse when he's forced into marriage by the mean, junk food-chugging queen, Rasputia (Eddie Murphy). Just when Norbit's hanging by his last thread, his childhood sweetheart, Kate (Thandie Newton), moves back to town. In the comedy "Norbit," he'll show them all that nice guys sometimes finish first.