Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

LiquidGeneration created this piece during Britney Spears' pregnancy. Read her Fetus’ blog, watch the Fetus’ webcam, talk with the Fetus via Instant Messenger!

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly talks about New Year's Resolutions.

Shock jock Howard Stern is being hounded by the FCC for talking dirty. Watch him tell his story in this parody of Britney Spears’ hit song “Toxic.”

The annoying Sak Stevens interviews Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Hilarity ensues.

Here’s a little talk show about a movie that everybody says, “Sucked.” Was it really that bad? Your host Sak Stevens interviews Keanu Reeves to find out.

Listen to the fey Trey and Rey as they talk about the worst dressed celebrities at the Golden Globes.

Hear Jessica talk about her infatuation with Hollywood's cheesiest hunk: James Van Der Beek

Listen to the fey Trey and Rey as they talk about the worst dressed celebrities of 2002.