Stand strong and destroy the vegetables. Available for your iPhone now on the App Store. http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

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Computers are taking over the world. The only thing they can't do is act! Watch what movies would be like if we let our robots act.

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!

Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.

American Idol's David Archuleta giggles like the most adorable child/bitch ever.

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

Have a cup of coffee with Vin Diesel and his band of cracked-out celebrity friends like Leonardo Di Caprio, Martin Scorsese, Julia Roberts and more!

A dead Saddam sings about what the world will be like without him to the tune of Beyonce’s "Irreplaceable." If this doesn’t make you cry over his execution nothing will.

Learn how to cook a turkey like a pro. This is W.M. Dee’s Knutts secret recipe!

Thanksgiving is all about choices. Like choosing to eat so much you barf.

The Angry Leprechaun sings us a quaint little ditty from his homeland. Make sure your mom doesn’t hear this one.

Nobody knows turkey like Martha Stewart, that’s why we hired her to tell you all about it.

Smurfs are little and they like to hump. Here's where you can watch them act horny.

The Angry Leprechaun regales us with a traditional (?!) Irish limerick. Of course, it’s not tradition, just really dirty.