Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

Coming this summer prepare for The Pope to hand you your ass!

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

This Christmas lock up your cookie jar and don't leave Santa any cookies. The GingerDead Man is coming to town and he is going to kill your whole family.

When "Joey" premiered on NBC, everybody thought it was the second coming of Christ. Ha.

Coming this Fall: See what happens when celebrities…sing?