Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!

Coming this summer prepare for The Pope to hand you your ass!

American Idol's David Archuleta giggles like the most adorable child/bitch ever.

What happens when two of your coworkers discuss Britney Spears by the water cooler!?!

What happens when two ladies from the office meet by the water cooler to discuss gossip?

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition A & K makes fun of yo momma.

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

Here’s LiquidGeneration’s 2007 year in review, where we look back on all the reasons humans should die.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

What happens when your favorite celebrities start making televisions in Mexico? Insanity, that’s what.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

I put a razor in your Halloween candy!

You’ve played Bloody Mary when you were younger, now see the illusion. Can you see Bloody Mary?