Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.

Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

The latest game show imported straight from Japan - Banzai! Featuring superstar Yoshi!

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey runs into a video of the internet phenomenon Fred and it changes his life forever!

Bigfoot has joined the Canadian Olympic team and competes in the weightlifting competition! Things go poorly.

Get ready for the 2008 Beijing Olympics cause they're are going to be the weirdest Olympics to date!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently had twins, making them officially the new Brady Bunch. Check out their new theme song!

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!

Coming this summer prepare for The Pope to hand you your ass!

American Idol's David Archuleta giggles like the most adorable child/bitch ever.

What happens when two of your coworkers discuss Britney Spears by the water cooler!?!

What happens when two ladies from the office meet by the water cooler to discuss gossip?

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.