You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

The year is 2040 and most of New York has been over run by a smelly gang of trailer trash bandits led by Kevin Federline. Only one man can stop him. His friends call him – TRUMPBOT!

There’s a certain cell phone company that starts with a “V” and ends with an “N” – they have the most annoying spokesperson ever!!!