How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Tara Reid are back and this time they're defending NYC with their Spidey-senses!

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.

Here is one of the worst and most embarrassing animations we’ve ever made. Animals talk about sex! Hilarious!