Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

He's not exactly saving the world...he's just being Sky Bender. And he's awesome. From our friends at Flabber.nl.

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

If you need some help picking out your New Year’s Resolutions this year, the Angry Leprechaun is here to help you. Or not help you.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

Kill Bill was good, but not great. You know why? Mr. Tarantino didn’t have the foresight of mixing the kung fu story with Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. We did.

When you go outside, set fire to your neighborhood and steal some candy. But first you need to buy a costume! Why not go costume shopping with The Angry Leprechaun?

The Angry Leprechaun regales us with a traditional (?!) Irish limerick. Of course, it’s not tradition, just really dirty.