It’s time to Bob for Apples! But watch out, you don’t want to accidentally munch on something sharp!

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

LG’s resident sexologist is back with some barbequing advice for the summer! If you’re firing up the grill this weekend, you might want hear what The Spanish Fly has to say about the Great American Barbeque.

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

The killer's hair from No Country For Old Men is just as creepy when it's robot-fied.

Watch two of the world’s richest men fight to the death: Bill Gates and Donald TrumpBot!

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

Thanksgiving is about bread, butter and birds. What better way to give thanks than to bask in the glory of some of England’s best birds?

OJ Simpson is in trouble again and he needs some legal advice. Who to help, but the man who saved his life – his killer black glove!

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

Ever wonder how John McCain would look in eight years? Wonder no more!

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

Get ready for the 2008 Beijing Olympics cause they're are going to be the weirdest Olympics to date!

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

Coming this summer prepare for The Pope to hand you your ass!

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!