Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

In honor of our 300th edition of Whoose Boobs, we created this awesome song and music video about boobs.

Ready Freddy is a helpful little Teddy Bear who wants to help kids learn about fire safety! Be sure to watch this with your kids!

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!

In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

This magician may be a little strange, but he's excellent at reading your mind. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the card trick.

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.

The Angry Leprechaun sings us a quaint little ditty from his homeland. Make sure your mom doesn’t hear this one.

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.

Here’s a little talk show about a movie that everybody says, “Sucked.” Was it really that bad? Your host Sak Stevens interviews Keanu Reeves to find out.

Smurfs are little and they like to hump. Here's where you can watch them act horny.

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that hilarious terrorist Osama bin Laden.