We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

In honor of our 300th edition of Whoose Boobs, we created this awesome song and music video about boobs.

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K go redneck on your ass.

Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that hilarious terrorist Osama bin Laden.

Send your loved one (or ex) a very special greeting today. This e-card is brought to you by Norbit, opening in theaters everywhere February 9th.