Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

Stand strong and destroy the vegetables. Available for your iPhone now on the App Store. http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

Soon, from the minds at LiquidGeneration, our first iPhone game...Fat Kid Ninja!!! It's Here...http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

In honor of our 300th edition of Whoose Boobs, we created this awesome song and music video about boobs.

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

Christopher Reeve has a lot of advice for the new Superman Brandon Routh. Fun fact: It might have something to do with making Superman’s bulge bigger.

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.

John Kerry and John Edwards just got married! See some romantic pictures of them when they first started dating and their lust-filled honeymoon.

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that hilarious terrorist Osama bin Laden.

Send your loved one (or ex) a very special greeting today. This e-card is brought to you by Norbit, opening in theaters everywhere February 9th.