Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

I put a razor in your Halloween candy!

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

Have a cup of coffee with Vin Diesel and his band of cracked-out celebrity friends like Leonardo Di Caprio, Martin Scorsese, Julia Roberts and more!

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.

Alec Baldwin wants to share a piece of his mind with his daughter. Only this time... it's been REMIXED!!!!!!

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

This magician may be a little strange, but he's excellent at reading your mind. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the card trick.

A dead Saddam sings about what the world will be like without him to the tune of Beyonce’s "Irreplaceable." If this doesn’t make you cry over his execution nothing will.

Learn how to cook a turkey like a pro. This is W.M. Dee’s Knutts secret recipe!

The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorced, but that doesn’t mean that can’t sing a duet together. This is for you old-school LG fans out there who remember our awesome celebrity karaokes.

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

‘N Sync’s Lance Bass is finally out of closet! Watch Lance celebrate his gayness with his parody of the Gnarls Barkley song “Crazy.” It’s a gay-tastically awesome time!

Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.

Christopher Reeve has a lot of advice for the new Superman Brandon Routh. Fun fact: It might have something to do with making Superman’s bulge bigger.