Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

America’s bald pop princess sings her heart out in our parody of Sinead O’Connor’s “Nothing Compares To You.”

The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

It’s Episode 2 of Liquid Generation awesome new cartoon series! In this episode, Ali & Habib get to run Tremendoustan’s very first Starbucks! Do they have what it takes to pour Venti Soy Lattes?

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

Are baseball players all juiced up on steroids? They and their small testicles are denying it, but we’ve got photographs.

We’re gonna teach you a prank that we’ve been playing on our grandmothers for quite some time. It involves tuna, a light switch, and a dumbass.

Part superhero, part klutz, all disaster. In this episode watch Disastro Boy try and save a cat in a way you’ve never, ever seen before.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K go redneck on your ass.

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly talks about New Year's Resolutions.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K wish you a happy new year.

You better eat your cereal in the morning, or your ass will turn wack.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K get their vote on.