Does It All Hang Low?

Does It All Hang Low?

Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

 

Lindsay Lohan's Interactive Bedroom

Lindsay Lohan's Interactive Bedroom

Check out Lindsay Lohan's bedroom. Just use your mouse to click around and snoop through her lesbian, alcoholic, drug infested room!

 

Boobies Are My Kind of Guy!

Boobies Are My Kind of Guy!

In honor of our 300th edition of Whoose Boobs, we created this awesome song and music video about boobs.

 

Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playsets

Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playsets

Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!

 

Celebrity Phone Tap: Mel Gibson & Jesus H. Christ

Celebrity Phone Tap: Mel Gibson & Jesus H. Christ

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

 

Lick My Lohan

Lick My Lohan

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

 

The Diarrhea Song

The Diarrhea Song

Here’s a song you might remember from your horrible childhood: the diarrhea song. This tune is so good it will make you soil your pants even if you’re constipated.

 

A Very Lindsay Lohan Christmas: The 12 Steps of Rehab

A Very Lindsay Lohan Christmas: The 12 Steps of Rehab

Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.

 

PopToon: Celebs Who Died

PopToon: Celebs Who Died

Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.

 

Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song

Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.

 

The Brangy Bunch

The Brangy Bunch

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently had twins, making them officially the new Brady Bunch. Check out their new theme song!

 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Sing "Candy Shop"

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Sing "Candy Shop"

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

 

Gossip for Kids: Lindsay Hearts Drugs!

Gossip for Kids: Lindsay Hearts Drugs!

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

 

Celebrity Slutsicles: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Song

Celebrity Slutsicles: Lindsay Lohan's Rehab Song

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

 

Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues"

Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues"

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

 

Lindsay Lohan & Nick Nolte's Phone Tap

Lindsay Lohan & Nick Nolte's Phone Tap

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

 

Celebrity Slutsicles: The Spidey Sluts

Celebrity Slutsicles: The Spidey Sluts

Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Tara Reid are back and this time they're defending NYC with their Spidey-senses!

 

Lance Bass Sings "The Gay Me"

Lance Bass Sings "The Gay Me"

‘N Sync’s Lance Bass is finally out of closet! Watch Lance celebrate his gayness with his parody of the Gnarls Barkley song “Crazy.” It’s a gay-tastically awesome time!

 

Celebrity Slutsicles: The Elevator Mishap

Celebrity Slutsicles: The Elevator Mishap

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

 

Celebrity Slutsicles: Dial 'S' For Sluts

Celebrity Slutsicles: Dial 'S' For Sluts

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

 

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