Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorced, but that doesn’t mean that can’t sing a duet together. This is for you old-school LG fans out there who remember our awesome celebrity karaokes.

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.

See a pair of beautiful celebrity boobs and guess who they belong to.

Celebrities are short. Here's a short song about them.

Coming this Fall: See what happens when celebrities…sing?

Listen to the fey Trey and Rey as they talk about the worst dressed celebrities at the Golden Globes.

Listen to the fey Trey and Rey as they talk about the worst dressed celebrities of 2002.

Tony Paparazzi is one of the world's greatest celebrity photographers. In this edition Tony goes after J.Lo!

Tony Paparazzi is one of the world's greatest celebrity photographers.

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