Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.

Ever wonder how John McCain would look in eight years? Wonder no more!

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

Bigfoot has joined the Canadian Olympic team and competes in the weightlifting competition! Things go poorly.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition A & K makes fun of yo momma.

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

Here’s LiquidGeneration’s 2007 year in review, where we look back on all the reasons humans should die.

What happens when your favorite celebrities start making televisions in Mexico? Insanity, that’s what.

I put a razor in your Halloween candy!

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

Watch Suri Cruise, Sean Preston Spears, Moses Paltrow and Baby Bradgenlina in this parody of everybody’s favorite Saturday morning cartoon, The Muppet Babies.

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!