Watch as these Robots try to reenact a scene from a movie we’ve never watched sober.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

Here’s LiquidGeneration’s 2007 year in review, where we look back on all the reasons humans should die.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

These elves have been nice all year long, and now they're ready to get wild! Brought to you by PlayStation.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

I put a razor in your Halloween candy!

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

Have a cup of coffee with Vin Diesel and his band of cracked-out celebrity friends like Leonardo Di Caprio, Martin Scorsese, Julia Roberts and more!

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

The Celebrity Proof Blackberry will protect celebrities who have the tendency to leave angry voicemails, film their own sex tapes, and snort a lot of drugs.