We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

The Hills star Spencer Pratt gives you a lesson on how to be a huge douchebag!

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!

Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.

Ever wonder how John McCain would look in eight years? Wonder no more!

Martha Stewart teaches you how to make delicious Cake Farts!

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Learn how to cook a turkey like a pro. This is W.M. Dee’s Knutts secret recipe!

The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

We’re gonna teach you a prank that we’ve been playing on our grandmothers for quite some time. It involves tuna, a light switch, and a dumbass.

If you don’t know how adorably stupid Jessica is, then you might want to check this out.

Colin Farrell wants to tell you how to be a Hollywood Bad boy. Won’t this guy just go away?