Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

What happens when a fake fight between LC and Heidi gets nasty? This week we get drunk with the fake cast of The Hills.

We countdown the Ugliest Wives in Hollywood so you don’t have to. Yes, we’re cruel, heartless bastards.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

Go on a virtual tour of Hollywood using Google Maps!

See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.

When "Joey" premiered on NBC, everybody thought it was the second coming of Christ. Ha.

Celebrities are short. Here's a short song about them.

Colin Farrell wants to tell you how to be a Hollywood Bad boy. Won’t this guy just go away?

Hear Jessica talk about her infatuation with Hollywood's cheesiest hunk: James Van Der Beek

Back in the day he was known as the Master of the Universe. But now, after so many years away from the limelight people are asking themselves: Where is He-Man now?

Go inside Hollywood in this ultra craptacular cartoon.