Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

Stand strong and destroy the vegetables. Available for your iPhone now on the App Store. http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fat-kid-ninja/id472831642?mt=8

It’s time to Bob for Apples! But watch out, you don’t want to accidentally munch on something sharp!

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

The Hills star Spencer Pratt gives you a lesson on how to be a huge douchebag!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Take a peak at the horrifyingly cute lice that live within Amy Winehouse's beehive. Yikes!

Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

Here’s LiquidGeneration’s 2007 year in review, where we look back on all the reasons humans should die.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.