It’s time to Bob for Apples! But watch out, you don’t want to accidentally munch on something sharp!

The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

The Hills star Spencer Pratt gives you a lesson on how to be a huge douchebag!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

Here’s LiquidGeneration’s 2007 year in review, where we look back on all the reasons humans should die.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.

Are baseball players all juiced up on steroids? They and their small testicles are denying it, but we’ve got photographs.

We’re gonna teach you a prank that we’ve been playing on our grandmothers for quite some time. It involves tuna, a light switch, and a dumbass.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K go redneck on your ass.