Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

In honor of our 300th edition of Whoose Boobs, we created this awesome song and music video about boobs.

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

After Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna, he decided that the right thing to do would be to make a PSA about domestic abuse... or did he?!

Take a peak at the horrifyingly cute lice that live within Amy Winehouse's beehive. Yikes!

Throughout life awkward things are bound to happen to you. These are some of the awkward things that will happen if you have absolutely zero luck.

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

At first you may think this is idiotic, but I guarantee when it ends you will watch it again! Yeah, it's that stupid.

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

What happens when your favorite celebrities start making televisions in Mexico? Insanity, that’s what.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorced, but that doesn’t mean that can’t sing a duet together. This is for you old-school LG fans out there who remember our awesome celebrity karaokes.

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.